Editor’s note:
It is becoming apparent that it won’t always be duck butts on the Duck Butt Blog. Sorry to disappoint!
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Wednesday, June 11, 2025
This duckling has clearly mastered the art of subtly bailing on social engagements. The original self-care influencers, meticulously maintaining their image for an audience of zero. Chloe: Master of subtle exits and efficient diagonal travel. Probably off to find the good snacks. -
Monday, June 2, 2025
A masterclass in synchronized foraging. When teamwork means perfectly aligning your priorities… and your tail feathers. 
One duck embraces the vertical life, while another contemplates the mysteries of the deep. The rest of the pond simply provides atmosphere. 
Sometimes, the best way to avoid drama is to keep paddling forward and trust that the blurry background will sort itself out. 
When you’re really committed to the job, you put your whole self into it. The critics can watch from afar 
They say two heads are better than one. These ducks prefer two ends for maximum efficiency. Our blurry friend in the background is just taking notes 
He’s not just diving; he’s performing an experimental art piece. His audience is understandably perplexed. 
Priorities: 1. Seeds. 2. More seeds. 3. Absolutely nothing else, especially not eye contact. 
This duckling has clearly mastered the art of subtly bailing on social engagements. -
Saturday, May 31, 2025
Duck, duck, droop. These guys are really showing off their ‘bottoms up’ approach to snacking. 
Double the butts, double the trouble…for whatever they’re trying to find down there. 
One duck says, ‘Look at my graceful dive!’ The other says, ‘Did you see my butt? 
This is how ducks multitask: ‘I’ll find the snacks, you keep watch for the paparazzi.’ 
They’re not just diving, they’re duck-orating the underwater landscape with their rear ends. 
Chloe’s thinking, ‘I’m surrounded by duck-tails. This is my life now.’
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